Amazing Scientific Discovery Men Never Stop Liking Sex
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Staggering scientific breakthrough that will warp the edges of your fragile little minds.
Hello and welcome to the University of the Incredibly Obvious as medical researchers have actually dedicated time and study to discovering that men like to keep having sex right up until the time they snuff it.
Well, whoop-de-hoo-ha-do.
Associate professor Stacy Tessler Lindau and senior research associate Natalia Gavrilova from the University of Chicago actually managed to get their work published in a proper medical journal. This, despite the fact that the same conclusion could have been reached after 30 minutes sitting in any pub or social gathering which involved men and beer.
So the main finding of the paper was the jaw-dropping shocker that men are more likely to be interested in sex than women. Furthermore, as men and women grow older, women lose their sexual appetites, whereas men just can’t get enough, doggedly pursuing sex right into their 80s.
One good thing to come from the study was that the researchers managed to find a link between good health and sex. The most healthy adults tended to be the ones who had sex more than once a week, which could certainly be used as an interesting bargaining chip:
“Come on honey, I need to get laid for health reasons, it’s not me begging you, it’s just science!”
On average, people who stay sexually active live longer, which is why Tiger Woods is going to be immortal.
With studies such as this coming through, it seems amazing to me that we haven’t managed to crack a cure for cancer. It’s good to know that after years of education and constant study, two professors were able to add important insights to the world stock of knowledge: Men love sex, they will always love sex, and having sex is good for your health.
Magnificent.
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Yes Yes Yes – oh YES
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I think it was Jimmy Carr who said: “Scientists have found that on average it takes four jelly beans to choke a slug – or in other words – sometimes, scientists get bored.”
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Can I get an honorary PhD with this bunch for services to the sex industry?
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Not that I need any more excuses to sleep with my girlfriend, but having another plausible reason is always good.
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We could have definitely spent our time and money on better things. This is fairly obvious, LOL. When women hit menopause that doesn’t mean men don’t still want to go to town.
As far as cancer goes, we will never find a cure because to find a cure would mean eliminating a multi-billion dollar industry of patchwork drugs.
These companies make more by keeping you alive than they do offering you a cure and eliminating you as a customer.
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It seems like the author assumes that more sex in later years leads to better health. From the correlations given in the short summaries of the scientific findings, why can’t it be the other way around? That conclusion seems more reasonable to me.
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