Wife Elin Due to Divorce Tiger After Christmas

Embarrassed and ashamed, Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren is due to divorce her husband after Christmas according to sources close to the golfing family.

Reports earlier this week suggested that Tiger and Elin might be able to patch things up in their marriage with a second honeymoon on Tiger’s private yacht, ironically named Privacy, which was the setting of their first honeymoon in 2004.

Tiger had also broached the idea of trying for a third baby as part of the “healing process” it emerged this week in various news sources. However, in a new development in the Tiger-gate saga, it seems Elin will file for divorce after the holiday season.

According to news gossip site TMZ, a friend of Elin revealed: “She’s planning to go somewhere warm and Tiger-free for Christmas. The only reason she didn’t leave earlier is that their son had the flu, but he’s now recovered.”

The debacle dragged on this week, as a 14th mistress stepped forward to reveal sordid details of sex rampages both before and after the couple married. Tiger only needs four more allegations to come forward before he completes a magic set number appropriate to his sport.

Tiger was mocked on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show last week as the comedian predicted more mistresses would be unveiled as the weeks went on.

In further news, the golfer is struggling to hold on to sponsors after Gillette dropped him from their brand advertising. In an interesting revelation, Nike’s arch rival Puma have reportedly approached model Elin to be the face of a new sports campaign.

Celebrities news posted by Tim Daffodil on Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Comments

Tiger's an idiot

With a smoking-hot wife like that, who would ever want to cheat on her?

Comment posted by Anonymous on 12/16/2009 3:02:25 PM

Elin's teed off

Ironic that he wanted to get her in the club for the third time after she'd tried to insert a club into him.

Comment posted by Anonymous on 12/16/2009 4:02:07 PM

Elin didn't put out!

Obviously being hot doesn't prevent a man from cheating (Halle Berry, Elin Woods, etc.) Therefore, only one thing remains...a man's needs weren't being met. He found it more difficult to talk to his wife about his needs vs. just taking care of them outside of the marriage.

Comment posted by Doug Steponin on 12/17/2009 3:20:08 PM