Wii Fit Fall Turns British Woman into Sex Addict
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A woman from Manchester claims she needs sex 10 times a day after falling off her Wii Fit board.
A woman claims Nintendo’s Wii has turned her into a sex addict after she fell off her Wii Fit board and damaged a nerve which constantly keeps her sexually aroused.
Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old singleton from Harpurhey, now needs 10 sex sessions a day after her fall in order to satisfy her lascivious desires.
Diagnosed by her doctor as having persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to the nerve damage Ms Flowers is now turned on from the merest tremors. The syndrome is so acute, that even the vibrations caused by the ringing of her mobile phone are enough to stimulate the randy catering worker, sending her into orgasmic convulsions.
“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm,” the surprised Ms Flowers told The Daily Star. “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply.”
The incident is by far from being the first medical injury caused by Nintendo’s motion control games console. Over-enthusiastic golf swings or swiping tennis slices have caused many an injury to hapless players.
One Danish player admitted on a dedicated Wii Injury blog: “I was practicing the screw-balls with great empathy and excitement. Suddenly I bang the Wiimote up in my ceiling lamp which is made of glass, and cut my index finger all the way to the bone.”
However, the case of Ms Flowers is certainly a unique incident for Wii related injuries. “Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me,” she concluded.
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
Wow, I want to be that Wii controller, a lot.