Woods Sex Life Destroyed by Deforesting Council
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Over 6,000 trees have been cleared to discourage “dogging” in Lancashire woods.
A 30 acre site of beautiful conifer trees was torn up by a UK council in Lancashire in order to stop randy locals from having sex in the woods.
The forested area was well known to police as a “dogging hotspot” along the A666 in between Blackburn and Bolton in the North West of England.
United Utilities cut down over 6,000 trees in order to discourage the errant sexual practices. Although the council cited “health and safety” reasons for the deforestation, with some trees in danger of randomly falling over, there was no effort to hide the ulterior motive to the plan.
Councillor Jean Rigby told The Daily Telegraph: “I’m more than happy this is being carried out – and it has a double whammy in terms of the sexual behaviour. I’ve heard anecdotally that since the trees have been cleared, it’s quietened down a lot!” So there you have it, Ms Rigby is happy with the double whammy received from yanking huge trunks out of the ground.
One thing is for sure, there’s a lot less wood there than there used to be. Police Sergeant Mark Wilson added: “It’s an ongoing problem and very worrying for the public. It’s far too early to tell if cutting the trees has had any impact on the dogging situation but we’ll be paying regular attention to the area.” Always good to know that police resources are being well spent.
The council said that they would replant the conifers with a native species of tree that would pose less of a problem. The Fagaceae family were immediately discounted to discourage fornicators from having sex on the beech.
Seriously? People get over yourselves – deforesting is NOT going to stop fornicators. They want to fornicate they will. Are all the forests going to get destroyed just because a few people can´t handle the fact that sex is no longer a hush hush?
sick
Sex will carry on and yes the government would ban breathing too if they could as it is hazardous to your health too.
Crazy.
They could have just released a bunch of skunks in there.
That would ruin the mood, lol.
Government at its best…